- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

knock knock

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

asian drivers.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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