Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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this is gay

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W.N.B.A.

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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I saw a shovel once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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