What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Girls

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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I like pom

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Women Driving.

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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