- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

womens rights

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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