2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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