And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

T-Dog scare me

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

what is sticky and brown?a stick

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

I like hats XD!

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

I went river dancing once. I fell in

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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