how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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1 + 1 = 3

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Anti Joke

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