roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

a retard lost...

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

hi to the world fromthe world

up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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