- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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