- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

You smell like shit

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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