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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

why am i on this site? cause its funny

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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