what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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