Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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The cow went moo

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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