- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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