Blind people can't read this.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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hi. thats what she said.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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Anti Joke

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