What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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Enchilada

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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why do you care?

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Anti Joke

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