I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

So a black man hails a taxi...

I am on a escalator.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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