A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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