whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Your time.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

Spinabifita

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Bloody kids ...

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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