- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

A snake walks into a bar

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Reed is poopin

whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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