- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

lyren is a big meanyhead

What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

Bake until golden at 375

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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