Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

A horse cantered into a bar.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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