A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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wood cant chuck wood

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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