What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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My pet rock died.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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