- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

Take my wife- to the store.

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Why did he die? He was sick.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

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