Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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this girl died

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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