Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Penis

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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