Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Scientology.

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Knock knock. Death.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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good one jess !!

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Please spell dyslexia.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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