What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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This is an anti-joke.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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My pet rock died.

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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