- Anti Joke

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.