women have rights

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

the cast of the jersey shore

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

A women president

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Penis

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

I am on a escalator.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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