What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

knock knock who's there police

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

asian, do math

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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