why am i on this site? cause its funny

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why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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Penis

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Shit!

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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