who farted your mother

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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Dubstep < Music

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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anti jokes

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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