Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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general tso's broccoli

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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dead battery come on down

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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