what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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women's rights

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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