What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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fack me!

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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