Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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