Dani barton= lovely

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

thumb_up thumb_down -3

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

bum sex lol

thumb_up thumb_down -5

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

24

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

thumb_up thumb_down -7

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops