Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Like if you like big tits.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Women.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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My butt!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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want a balloon? yeah

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AVB

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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