- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

The weels on the bus go...flat

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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