Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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.....Carrot Top....

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Penisland

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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You should never talk to strangers.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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