A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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Heartlight

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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