- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

Your time.

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Yo mamas so fat

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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