roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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Hi.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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1 + 1 = 3

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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general tso's broccoli

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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