What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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