Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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Get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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