What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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