There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Yo mamas so fat.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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sarah taylor

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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MICHAEL

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Are you Drew?

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

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