- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Womens Rights.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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