- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

whats 2+2? 4

Jason Connor.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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