- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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