- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

Farts smell bad!

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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