- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

2 women were sitting quietly

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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