- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

Why did the baby die? Abortion

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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