- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

Republicans

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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