How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

joe diragi makes paul look straight

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

women outside of the kitchen

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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