Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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You should never talk to strangers.

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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