Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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hi. thats what she said.

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How are you? Yes

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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