- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Dani barton= lovely

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Hippopatomous!

I'm off to my tank guys!

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