- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

wanna hear a joke? not really

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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