A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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Knock knock Who's there? A very long space I see what you did there

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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since when?

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Anti Joke

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