What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

The penn state football administration

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

WNBA

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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