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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

whats brown and smells like shit shit

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Guess what? Holocaust

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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