A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

You smell like shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

women outside of the kitchen

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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