What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

Leave her alone...

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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