Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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If you are my friend like it!

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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