- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

What is 8 times 4? 32

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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