- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

Knock knock Whoes there? ...

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

lyren is a big meanyhead

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.