- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

Hey, Max!!

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

We didnt star the fire ...........

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

Dubstep < Music

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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