Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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Take my wife- to the store.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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