- Anti Joke

A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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knock knock!! kanye west

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk