Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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